Wizard Paradise
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Wizard Paradise
By: Sandfyre Dunestorm
As I walk through the hills where I deliver my pain
I take a look at my spells and realize theyre very plain
But that's just perfect for a Wizard like me
Because I can zap with fire, cold and electricity!
At 4:30 in the morning I'm scribing spells
The tanks take the damage while I give the monsters h***! Fool
And I've been casting and zapping so long that
Even my master thinks my mana is gone
Im a man, very grand, and Im into pure castin
Got a staff in my hand and my HPs real thin
But if I nuke all of my Mobs and you nuketh thine
Then tonight were gunna ding up to level 59!
  Been spending all my life
Living in a Wizard paradise
I've nuked others, its real nice
Living in a Wizard paradise
My mana is sacrificed
Living in a Wizard paradise
I sell ports at discount price
Living in a Wizard paradise

A Halfling Rogue stabbed me in the back last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really dont care in fact I wish him well
Cause Ill be laughing my head off when I blow him to h***
But I aint ever crushed a monster if he didnt deserve it
A Wizard with doin melee? You know that's unheard of.
I never wear platemail but I got a cool robe
And when the monsters attack, I nuke the skin from the bone... Fool
If you come to fight me youll be nuked to tears
I haven't practiced conjuring in 300 years
But I ain't all that quaint, so please don't point and stare
If you do I shall nuke off all your hair.

....I take a look at my spells and realize they're very plain...
  There are nukes and ports and personal buffs
Every single luxury
Unlike those Trolls and Ogres
Im not primitive, cant you see.

Ive been spending most our lives
Living in a Wizard paradise
Just a plain and simple guy
Living in a Wizard paradise
I dont fight, I shock with ice
Living in a Wizard paradise
We dont KS, we play nice
Living in a Wizard paradise

  Encumbered with this copper, wish I had a horse
Died from too much taunting, now Ive got a corpse.
Think youre really smart now? Think youve got more Int?
Well, I know Ive used a million times more mana thous spent
Im the kind of guy the little newbies wanna be like
On my butt meditating scoring points for the devastating
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to strike with lightning on your heinie

Been spending most my life
Living in a Wizard paradise
My power is very nice
Living in a Wizard paradise
With ports theres no traffic lights
Living in a Wizard paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in a Wizard paradise



Parody from "Amish Paradise" which is a parody from "Gangsta' Paradise"