Pikachu's Death
By Janus
A fan fic including Link from the Nintendo games, and Sandfyre himself.


Link and Sandfyre entered the lair. It was full of lava pits. The yellow rat, the root of all-evil, stood there. It leapt to the attack. Link and Sandfyre had come here to save Princess Zelda and Firiorna Dunestorm. This little rat stood in their way. They had to take care of it. This rat was known as Pikachu. It attempted to confuse the two by leaping about and screaming “PIKACHU!” Sandfyre rooted it to the ground, and Link began hacking away. The magic spell wore off, and Pikachu got out of the way. It hit Link and Sandfyre with its electric blast. They didn’t even wince.

“Let us show you what we have…” Sandfyre said. He pulled out his staff while Link drew a Light Arrow. Pikachu felt electricity surging through his body, frying its internal organs. It fell to the ground. It knew that Link and Sandfyre would defeat him. Link drew his sword. Sandfyre put his magical staff into Pikachu’s mouth. Pikachu felt the surge again, only in its mouth. When Sandfyre pulled the staff out of Pikachu's mouth, it was wet with saliva. Sandfyre used Pikachu to wipe off the spit. Link raised the Master Sword and threw it down. Pikachu screamed in pain. It looked down. Its legs. It couldn’t feel its legs. It couldn’t feel its stomach either. Sandfyre used levitate to hold Pikachu in midair above a lava pit. Link pulled out the Megaton hammer. Pikachu felt extreme pain. It fell towards the lava pit. It fried. Link and Sandfyre unlocked their girls, and kissed up with them.

The End

Verse of "These Ogres"
Dead Dwarves roasting
on an open fire
Green stuff oozing
out your ears
Even though it's ben said
many times many ways
These darn Ogres
sure are weird.

Another Fan Fic could go here!